Saturday 23 February 2013

"Hang on - this isn't what we meant.."

"OK, the joke's over; you can open the gates up now.
We'd quite like to get out on the other side and
run around the place a bit; we've had a rest and it'd be good to play with our mates and see some of the others...."

"Hey, anybody out there? You listening to us? We're shouting as loud as we can....  COULD YOU OPEN UP PLEASE???  There's nothing to do in here and we're not hungry cos we haven't been anywhere to work up an appetite....."

"It's no good mate; they don't seem to understand what we're saying. Much as I like you, brother, your conversation's gettin' just a tad repetitive and I could do with a different point of view. Wonder what happened to Mum .... haven't heard her little grunts for a while now...... where d'you think she's gone.... P'raps if they let us out of here we could go find her.... I almost miss her..."
"HELLO! Anybody listening out there, we want to go visit our mum now. How loud do we have to shout? P'raps you could at least send in reinforcements ..... those other chaps keep runnin' past; why won't someone open up so they can get in or, better still, we can get out.
This really isn't what we meant ..... not what we meant at all................"

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