In search of the new youth hostel....

"They were talking about making us a new youth hostel.....
Well... we better have a little trottle around and see what we can find..."

"There's a brick place up there... d'you s'pose that's what they meant?"
"Nah... c'mon.... that doesn't look at all like a youth hostel........."

"What about this then?"
"Let me see ... move over...... Nah, that can't be it - got no hole for trotting in and out......"

"Hmmm..... come over here and have a sniff .... this seems much more like it... got a big hole to go in and out and some of  those gappy things mum has in her house......"

"Yep; you know what... it's pretty interesting in there....I think I found something to nibble on the ground too .... what d'you think the others'll make of it?"

"Dunno.  Let's go and check it out with mum and then tell the others to come round and have a look.... there's plenty of room for us all .... we could have a party and make real pigs of ourselves........."